If you really knew me...

If you really knew me...

You know that North Idaho is my favorite place to live.

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I hate people who talk during the movie. Its rude and you should have been raised better.

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I hate working out at a gym. They are nothing but meat markets for people looking to hook up. I prefer to purchase large useless workout equipment and then use it as a clothes rack. 

Don't judge.

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Picky eaters piss me off.

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I don't mind long lines or long car trips. My mind is a wonderful place and always keeps me amused while I wait.

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Having an obscene amount of money never made me happy. Some of my favorite memories are when I worked 3 jobs and drank box wine. 

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I kill plants. I am a foliage serial killer. 

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For Christmas when I was 13 I asked my parents to let me stay in bed for 3 months as my gift. To say I like sleep is an understatement. I could win a Gold metal if it were an Olympic sport.

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My dog loves me unconditionally, and this makes me smile daily.
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I don't cry. Ever. 

Unless I'm watching the Notebook. Damn movie gets me every time.

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I car dance. To very loud music.

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In my collage days I used to be a nude art model.

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I am terrified of flying.

Xanax + booze = me on the plane

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The show dooms day preppers freaks me the F out. Yet I have extra water and powered food on hand at all times. 

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I save $10 bills. Every time I get one, I have to save it. I pretend they are not real money.

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Valentine's day is my favorite holiday. I love all the pink everywhere.

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I have not had a Birthday cake in 15 years. Yes, I have been surrounded by assholes.

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I sleep with 5 pillows. I like to think of my bed as a nest.

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I love church. However, I hate large churches. I don't want to go to church and never know who the person siting next to is. That is why I have not been in a very long time.

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I love the phrase "Treat people the way you want to be treated" I also know I need to work on this.